Thursday

I Hate Agyness Deyn

I'm dying to know if I'm the only one who was over British model Agyness Deyn (real name Laura Hollins) before they even met her.
Named Model of the Year at the 2007 British Fashion Awards, she's been all over the runways and the magazines lately, not to mention the party pages wearing awful Cosby Show castoffs like the above sweater and pretending to be a DJ (P.S. does every young famous idiot have to pretend that? Is it a law?)
She has one of the most boring faces I've ever seen-- literally off a doll assembly line-- with no character whatsoever. Legend of Billie Jean haircut aside, she's nothing unique. She looks like a boy I wouldn't want to fuck (uh, and anyone who knows me knows I'm game for a girly-man.) But everyone from W Magazine to Perez Hilton thinks she's the balls.
Am I missing something?

24 comments:

mishka said...

Aww, I like her. I was surprised by Perez's post about this being her break out year. Wasn't that last year?

I don't quite know how to say her name. A-jai-ness? Aggy-ness? A-gay-ness?

A little help with the name pronunciation?

Michael Marotta said...

Agyness Deyn is totally my favorite Sigur Ros album.

Anonymous said...

I hate her too. I think she is a pointless, stupid, common twat.

Anonymous said...

haha. anonymous, above, couldn't have put it better. that's so funny. and TRUE!

Anonymous said...

Agreed. I much prefer Lily Cole- she has the original pixie looks, beautiful hair (ok I'm biased but still) and all the intelligence to go with it- so why make *pronounced* Ag-ness Bean, the retard dresser, model of the year when there are far better candidates to be had?!

Anonymous said...

She's ugly!

Anonymous said...

I'm so some one sees past all this hype over her. She's the WORST walker on the runways. CAN'T STAND HER.

Anonymous said...

GAWD, I can't stand this twat. How can anyone think this tom-boy is pretty?! Her haircut AND haircolor are the ugliest combination I've ever seen and those screaming face expressions she does at every photo shoot drive me crazy!

UGLY!

Anonymous said...

i don't hate her but something in her gives me the creeps

seriously, i'm scared of her!

foxy.roxy.2007@gmail.com said...

She may not have the look and face you like, but based on your comments I'm pretty sure that this girl has a beautifull soul compared to you all bad ass fuckers.

Anonymous said...

GAHH! I hate her looks too!! She always looks so confused/trying to focus too hard, and her face is too long.

Anonymous said...

we're supposed to want to look like supermodels, they're supposed to be style icons! this twat is a pretentious blob of wierd colours and angular shapes, like an ugly painting. cant stand the girl, dont know anything about her personality, and dont want to. she looks like an ugly boy!!!

Anonymous said...

i dont know who's employing this idiot but she cant walk/pose and has no decorum. i dont know what agency hires her, i certainly wouldnt want to buy any clothes she wears

Anonymous said...

yeah i also cant understand the fascination. plus she is so stiff and all her gestures seem so studied and unnatural. shes nothing new, nothing out of ordinary and rather a bore for such a pretentious poser.

Anonymous said...

Agreed! She irritates me so much i felt the need to type in I hate Agyness into google. I hate that she gets so much press for her style. Which I find to be awful. I think NY mag did vote her one of the most irritating people of 2008 or something with a similar title.

Anonymous said...

I don't hate in her in the lsightest, but I do find her to be a rather plain and boring looking model. Apparently, she's the new Kate Moss, but I honestly don't understand how. Kate Moss has an incredibly unique look and a badass personality to go with it. Agyness Deyn just seems ordinary and one of the many pointless it-girls that will be forgottenin the passage of time.

Anonymous said...

i hate her, too...
i think she looks like a turtle (and I think she walks like that,too)
Coco Rocha Forever! :)

Anonymous said...

Argh! I can't stand the plonker. She looks like a clown that got dressed in the dark and then goes out and think she looks good. She doesn't! I can't believe she pretends to DJ and sing and model. She's now more a model than a DJ. She is a pleb.

I dislike her so much I had to review her 0/5: http://www.deadtomorrow.com/?p=575

Anonymous said...

Agyness is well prettier than all of you's so shut up! It was profesionals that anounsed her model of the year so you all just dont have a clue about modelling or fashoin ok.

Renee said...

She has NO talent, and is hideous. She is the definition of pretentious.
Didn't she call HERSELF the new kate moss? Either way, she just seems arrogant and bloody pathetic!

Anonymous said...

These are some of the most horrible things to say about a person! You all need to get a life, it's people like you that destroy people's confidence you could never say that to someone's face. Bitchy and bullying! I think she is a good model and everyone is beautiful in their own way.

Anonymous said...

I hate her too! GRRRR! Hate, hate, hate how she was "discovered" by a scout, ugh, how talentless. Retained her free-fashion style wearing and promoting indie designers, ugh, how tasteless! Ignored papparazzi in an attempt to look down-to-earth, ugh, what a pretentious snobby bitch! Followed campaign direction and photographers wishes, ugh, with horrible poses and that walk! And is the scapegoat for all the personal shortcomings of anyone unjust enough to call her ugly! ugly! ugly!

Won't you hate me for saying, poor Aggy. But if it were you in her shoes - I'd say the same thing. So she can't be all that bad? : (

sasha said...

Agnyss Deyn, whoever this, massive ego, pointless "god" thinks she is, has those ugly "slitty eyes", ugly out of proportion face, nothing classical there, but body of a 12yr old. But still the ugly face does not make up for her gormless body.She just has the height, that is all.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how you people that hate her have nothing better to do. First of all, how can you hate on someone like HER? She's extremely gorgeous and has the nicest personality, unlike other models. Stop hating on her sucess and get a life.