Small Bites

So, Marc Jacobs told New York Magazine he wants his own reality show. Drugs + hair dye + revolving gold-digging rentboys + anal sex? Paris Hilton might sue for infringement, but I'd watch. Would you?
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First her robot haircut and now her robot dress. Why do women want to copy Posh Beckham? I can only imagine pig-nose rhinoplasty is next.
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Does The Costume Institute want my asinine comments? I'm willing to find out.
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God, just when they started making panties that fit properly, I have to boycott this asshole company. Four cents an hour? I'd feel better if I could just adopt one of these ladies and maker her my personal panty-maker. One pair a day is all I ask. And I don't slap (often.)