My torrid relationship with "
jelly shoes" in the 80's has me saying
no (I wore them in the ocean to protect my feet from crab pinches. Ironically, it only provided attacking crabs extra grip. And I know, WTF? But for whatever reason, sea crabs assail me.)They made a comeback last year, selling mostly for under $30 for nostalgic grown-ups. But
Givenchy just crossed the line. Would you drop $165 for these busted jelly sandals? If so, you are an idiot. And idiots can
buy them at Barney's.
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I seriously threw up in my mouth. Not even a little, but a lot. These shoes are punishment, not fashion.
Vanya Rule #346.5: Always cover the foot. Always.
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