Ashlee's Tees

Ashlee Simpson for Wet Seal, $19.50

Have you seen these Wet Seal monstrosities yet? As a general rule, I don't wear people's faces on my shirts. It's just weird to look at someone's face and look down and see someone else's (if you have boobs or a gut, distorted) face.
In the case of the above shirt, I can't imagine an appropriate occasion to wear it until they implement National Scare Off Prospective Mates Day.