Wednesday

Walgreens Wear?

Nope, it's not a hoax like the buzz about George Clooney launching a fashion line. Sadly, it's for real.
Skanky drugstore chain Walgreens is launching an apparel brand called Casual Gear that will include suburban errand-running staples such as yoga pants and quilted vests, retailing from $6.99-$14.99.
Gross.
I've never stepped inside a Walgreens I believed would pass health code standards in a zoo. Not to mention that the service is invariably horrible because they're typically staffed by a menopausal ex-junkie named Sharon and several foreigners who would just as easily stone you to death for wearing pants as ring up your bottle of Suave. Cute commercials though. Apparently that's where the Walgreen Co. budget goes...
I can't wait to get a few pics of the line. Think they'll show at fashion week this fall?! OMG!

1 comment:

Michael Marotta said...

They sent me some stuff, and I actually slept/passed out in the hoodie this weekend... It's at the Barrows. Very comfy stuff.