The most boring season ever of America's Next Top Model came to an end tonight with a walk-off between Texas Barbie and one of the mushrooms from Super Mario brothers, during which Barbie knocked a tiny Chinese man off his stilts. (Was it just me or was there no one in the audience but the panel?!)Predictably, they chose the one who fit Cover Girl marketing's vision, and neither of the two freaks actually fit for high fashion (Heather, Jenah). Like they always do. (Uh-- notice when Danielle won they had just released Queen Latifah's collection? Mmmhmm...)
No one was as inoffensive as smiley little Saleisha. And they're right, she could totally sell me cute things like lipgloss, tampons and stickers. She's so happy she probably farts Skittles. And she did turn it out a couple of times. (Ain't no denying it-- this is is fierce.) But don't go looking for her in the Paris shows this spring. Neva. Gonna. Happen.
P.S. How cold was it for Tyra to break Jenah down like Dr. Phil and then 2 min later tell her to get out of China? I would have slapped her weave sideways.
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