Monday

Bravo Beats A Crippled Horse

Make Me A Supermodel, hosted by personality-deficient D list models Nikki Taylor and Tyson Beckford, premieres on Bravo Thursday, January 10 at 10 p.m.
With America's Next Top model waning pitifully despite Tyra going apeshit crazy every episode, it seems foolish to bite their premise and then go 99 cent bin on the talent. Nikki Taylor? She wasn't even interesting when she was working!
Apparently these models win or lose American Idol-style, based on audience voting.
Some highlights from the models' bios:
Lee- Had a "rough childhood", works at 7-11 (I see tears at judging)
Kate- Owns 10 parrots
Karol- Recently lost 35 pounds of muscle by eating excessive amounts of sugar (this is listed as a goal he has achieved)
Frankie- Has a bad habit of driving with his feet.
Aryn- Is a 5th grade teacher, also works at Hooters

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