Hair Wars: Hilton Takes On Simpson

Vs.

Jessica Simpson isn't the only bimbo hawking phony-ponies these days. She and gay boyfriend Ken Paves have had a line out since 2006 called Hair-Do. They offer both synthetic and human hair pieces, with prices starting at about $99.99.
Now Paris Hilton is launching her own weave line (synthetic only, it seems) for Sally Beauty stores. Hers will retail for about $79.99.
The website for her product is priceless. Tons of skanky photos, but that's not the best part. First line of copy? "Everyone should get the chance to be me."

Whose clip-in extensions would you rather buy?
	Jessica Simpson's
	Paris Hilton's